$ales Girl$!

Just a quickie;
Only wondered into Leicester today as a random idea to cure boredom.
And boy! Did it work!
Seriously get down there girls – the sales are on!
I’ve found skirts for £3, belts for 50p, shoes for £5, and just more more more!
Heaven!
And if only somebody had told me! –
That’s why I’m telling you lot!
Get out there and buy – a good way to get this country out the recession quicker: by putting money back into the system with shopping (at least that’s my excuse!)
Raid those sales!
Or maybe I shouldn’t be telling you this,
Taking all my bargains...
Leaving nothing left...
Okay, well,
Just don’t tell yourselves.
Oops....

